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Tuesday, March 11th, 2008
10:27 pm
entry for 2008
happier than ever
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007
11:41 am
entry for 2007
life's good
Monday, June 5th, 2006
7:28 pm
Don't Be Fooled People
Yellowcard is not a good band.
Monday, May 29th, 2006
9:56 pm
This Weekend
This weekend was excellent. On Sunday night, i crowd surfed at Flogging Molly. Today, monday, i pooled it up on the swim side wit alex, danya, and Rachel Anne Hecker. then we ate cookout at Rachel's.

ointment now.
Monday, May 8th, 2006
8:50 pm
So Jesus... was the most amazing guy ever, and if you beg to differ, that's cool, cause you're entitled to your opinion.

anyway, i feel like making fun of your myspace, as it is a waste of your time and effort. i'd also like to make fun of your myspace picture, as you hold your camera above you looking down into your dismal face streaked with black eyeshadow. your eyes are quite large, and your username contains unnecessary italics, bold letters, {randomly shaped parantheses} and random p.e.r.i.o.d.s that separate the letters of your words. let me also include the lyrics to a here-today, gone-tomorrow emo punk band's one and only hit single. if its not enough yet, attempt to compose an entry that doesnt include the words "blah, hate, love, kill, slit my wrists bleed my blood, cry, the end, done, or wasted". haha, good luck with that one. a myspace effort doesnt translate to real people.

if u think its all to emphasize something important, you might as well give up. if you're typing it on a myspace, its already too late

Current Mood: mischievous
Monday, March 6th, 2006
11:40 pm
Who needs math anyway...
Im not doing my math project at the moment and this fact doesnt bother me.

Anyhoo, today is the monday, a rather dreary day if you dont like mondays. I enjoy mondays when they take place on saturday and i wake up at like 930 am. Yes, this truly makes me happy, as do tacos.

What else...ohh yes. Brokeback party coming soon, bring your leather and lace. This is a random entry. Watch my fingers as they glide freely over the keys.

LALALALA this is a useless entry that isnt helping me do math. i think i'll write about a circle, as it is round and doesnt have many parts to it. (x-h) squared and i dont feel like typing more.

my arms are kinda tired, as is my mind. i would love to go to bed, but that would make things worse. maybe i'll write, then sleep, then write more, or not. i would lose it all, or gain it, i m sloshed. this is the end of the entry...ha...ha...three dots...here's some more of 'em...


Current Mood: tired
Saturday, February 11th, 2006
11:19 pm
2nd Entry of the Year, Making Fun of Stuff!!!

Anyway, i was bored so i thought i'd bring a few things to mind!

circa July 2005
Random street guy: Dude! Yellowcard!
Other guy: No way man, Yellowcard is awesome! Who would have thought that a new band that came out of nowhere could speak to me on such an emo level!?

circa Today
Random street guy: Dude! Who the hell is Yellowcard?
Other guy: Yellow-who?! Who could have imagined a band that came out of nowhere in an instant and dissapeared just as fast?
Random street guy: Who knows, man! And who cares? Another generic band will arrive any day now to once again entrance the easily swayed minds of the youth with yet another one hit wonder. MAY GOD HELP US!!!

Where do they all come from?! hasn't anyone noticed that new pop-punk bands sound eerily similar? i theorize that one smart guy writes all the songs for every group, and once the the last group cant pay him for his talent, he moves on to the next one. either this, or the bands come out of a factory run by chain-smoking koalas.

concluding,... i cut a deal with the writer guy for a good song that he says will speak to our generation of zombies. of course, i havent read the lyrics yet, nor do i plan to. i'll just scream the words in front of me to the pulsating rythm of a guy who cant play guitar and a coked up drummer. look for my new pop-punk album on the shelves tomorrow morning. then dig it out of an emo dumpster the following monday.

Current Mood: crazy
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006
9:00 pm
My Yearly LJ Entry
Yep, this is it.

Current Mood: Entry 1
Sunday, August 14th, 2005
1:01 pm
Things were going so well....

on friday at soccer, i fractured a bone in my in my knee called the femeral condyl. actually, its not so much of a fracture as much as i chipped a piece of bone off my knee. so now i cant do much of anything besides hobble around on crutches until i can see a specialist and eventually have surgery.

i still think im going to tablet training tomorrow, but i dont think i can go to the coffee house afterward. sorry everybody! i definately can't play soccer or march in band for awhile. i probly will able to march before i play soccer again, i may sit on the sidelines and watch for awhile. costa says i can probly be a team manager or something. o my, aileen and i said the same thing! she is making me smile.

so anyway, call me or visit me. 395-5190. call before u visit. think of me.


Current Mood: contemplative
Monday, July 18th, 2005
11:07 pm
Call me!
Call me right now at 3955190!

I will say: Hello?
Respond with: The long-necked giraffe wrapped his neck around the rack.

say anything else and i wont talk to u

Current Mood: confused
10:38 pm
like a broken record, he just keeps coming around!
this is perhaps the second time that i havent updated in a while and then randomly decided to update again. so much has happened since my last post!

summer started with gym session b. matt is the sweet and jif is the sex! ahhh good times at school during summer. we ordered a pizza or two! enough!

i went to Alaska!!!! it was so awesome there, and by awesome i mean that i was overwhelmed by the grandure of it all. grandure is a pretty cool word. ooo random note, i got my new computer. it makes me happy! back to alaska things, i flew into Ketchikan, which has a tiny airport. then i took a water taxi into town. it was a humble town with two McDonalds, a walmart and a Subway. other than that there was not much, except good scones. i wandered around alot with my amigo dave.
i left Ketchikan by taking the alaska marine highway (yes no roads to anywhere in alaska so a boat highway). i got to sleep on a boat! that was my first time doing that. the shower was small yet cozy.
i got off the boat in juneau, the capital city. surprisingly there wasnt much there, but i didnt care. I saw some glaciers and walked alot. then i got on a boat and floated to a lake of ice. twas majestic. damn the people who run our country for wanting to drill oil in beautiful alaska. sorry, back on task!i saw seals! they were cute and i videotaped them! i wore a blue raincoat.
next i took another marine highway boat to skagway, pop. less than 1000. a bunch of crazy people went there and tried to find gold at the end of the 1800s. i rode a train and stayed in a hotel. the train was awesome. more video of that!
finally on my last day i stayed up until 1am cause thats when our flight left juneau. that airport had more than 1 gate, and that was cool. Seattle looks beautiful from the air at 4am. chicago looks dull. home is boring.

that sums up my trip. come watch the video i took. its amateur but so am i.

wow! i dont feel like typing anymore right now. tune in next time for the post-alaskan adventures of Jif!

Current Mood: grateful
Thursday, June 2nd, 2005
10:07 pm
Final Thoughts?
Neelia is actually Aileen backwards, and by the way, she is being very curious.

Anne has great taste in music!

Last exams tomorrow, then off to Easton with the guys. Anyone who wants to come along can!

"Manana Group" -Mike Graham

Current Mood: at Aileen
8:33 pm
New Friend!
I have decided to devote an entire entry to my new friend Carolyn!

Marie introduced us in a sense (she gave her my name). Marie called from Carolyn's house and lotsa folks yelled at me.

I think Carolyn likes Jif peanut butter. Then again, who doesn't? She lives in either Canal or Pickerington.

Thats all I know off the top of my head. More later once we know each other better!


Current Mood: Friendly
Wednesday, June 1st, 2005
9:18 pm
I dunno...
It seems like I haven't updated in quite a time or so. Now that I get down to it, I dunno what I even wanted to say. So here come some ramblings!:

Brownies are good and exams are not.
I've discovered that I am reasonbly poetic. I may make up some cards or something.
I have Marie's ScreenName!
Anne and Aileen like my hair.
I stole Jade's pencils.
Mr. Greene will drive himself to school tomorrow.
Remy bought his sister a good gift.
Mike is cool.
I ate Chinese and Mexican today.
I plan to bake something later.
I hate studying.
My mom thinks Alex's last name is Jewish.
My mom thinks I talk to too many girls.
Anne doesn't like Chinese.
Math is not fun.
I lost my summer gym information.
St. Charles has graduation tonight.
Mia rocks!
Helen wore her sleeves today.
I don't own any see-through or revealing clothing.
I fell in the grass today.
Suclescy is hilarious.
Mr. Graham went to college with my mom.

That's enough for now! Bye

Current Mood: peaceful
Tuesday, May 31st, 2005
5:50 pm
Last Week of School!!
Yes it is!

I am almost happy right now. I say almost because there is an English and a Science exam looming over my head. What does Jif do when it's time to study? He writes in the LJ.

So today was Tuesday and I didn't even attempt to clean my locker yet. I don't plan to either. I sat around and helped Matt clean his locker, and Marie was there too.

Lotsa folks kept playing with my hair, ahummm.. cough.. ANNE!
Then Aileen and Jade put their feet in places that they shouldn't be. Mike gave me his tie, and Jim fails Math for the quarter. I hate Math too, Jim.

All the teachers didn't seem to care about anything. Cody and Joel killed each other in Spanish while Ms. Hohl did nothing. We openly discussed certain things in Band, but Grimmet is cool.

Now my brownies are beeping. Goota go!
Saturday, May 28th, 2005
10:43 pm
Sleep Well I Will This Night..
Last night, I went over to my friend Dave's house. On the way there, we talked about the new Starwars. Somehow, we thought it would be a great idea to watch all three of the old trilogy last night. That's right, six hours long. We finished at like 1am, so I spent the night.

I woke up this morning at like 10 and went home. I went to Mansfield to visit the G-rents. On the way there, I almost fell asleep at the wheel, which was bad. My dad yelled at me.

I slept alot today. I will sleep more later.

I'm still looking for something to do on Monday. If anyone has any ideas, give me a call.

Off to the showers go I!

Current Mood: flirty
Thursday, May 26th, 2005
10:41 pm
I Lost My Virginity Today...
Shadowbox virginity that is. More on that later, but now:

I had to go to Ortho-Neuro today for the Bishop Hartley sports physical. Overall, it sucked! I went in, and my back has been hurting for awhile, and I'm having it checked tommorow. The crazy back guy asked me when I had injured my neck, and I didn't have an answer. I have never injured my neck in my life!
Then I had to go to the nasty turn and cough guy. I started by explaining that I had had hernia surgery about a year ago on the right side of my body. He checked me and then said, "Well, your hernia is still there."
NO IT"S NOT!!! You are stupid, thats prolly why you feel up kids in the backroom of a medical clinic. So pissed was I!

But after that madness had subsided, I went to Shadowbox and lost my virginity. Happy early Birthday to Jade! The show rocked! I want to go back sometime. It will be on my summer to-do list.


Current Mood: rejuvenated
Wednesday, May 25th, 2005
4:19 pm
Othello, you crazy boy!

Do you ever wonder why it is?

So, Mia and I agree that today is a blah day. The day is blah. Today is a diet Mountain Dew blah day.

Later today, I plan to attend the Bishop Hartley job fair thingy. I really don't know why I'm going. I don't think I have a job this summer. I guess I'm going just to be social. Otherwise, I would do English, but I don't care about that so BLAH!

Today feels so much like Thursday to me. I'm ready for school to roll over and die. I'm so tired of it. I'm sure we all are.

Bill Richards is a teacher. What more to say?

Current Mood: blah
Tuesday, May 24th, 2005
9:19 pm
Viva Jade the Snake!
I just got back from the captive reptile store with my friend Michael. He got a pet snake there. Michael was planning to name his snake Gracie, but at my request from Jade, I asked him to name the snake Jade...and he did!

Congratulations to all the peoples involved in naming the snak

Jif needs entertainment this weekend. Will you oblige?



Current Mood: mischievous
5:16 pm
Squirrel Powers Activate!
Right now, Aileen is looking up Bill Gates sex pics. Why? Why don't you ask her?

I found out today that I have to miss the early parts of school on Friday for a doctor appointment. Apparently there is something wrong with my neck, considering it doesn't bend that well. My back kind of hurts too, but I really don't care. My parents are freaking out though.

Beyond the Friday is the weekend. It is Memorial Day weekend, and I have no plans yet. Would anyone like to accompany me on an excursion this weekend? I have no plans and am looking for ideas! Let's do something!

Today I went to Toys R Us with Jim. We looked at StarWars toys because we felt like it!

Out of Ideas! Jif will be back!

Current Mood: anxious
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